ABOLISH
DECEMBER

A petition to strike the final month from the calendar. Enough is enough.

Grievances

It arrives precisely when the year has already exhausted every citizen.
It forces the purchase of objects nobody requires and then demands gratitude.
It replaces daylight with premature darkness and calls it festive.
It manufactures artificial deadlines for joy, then punishes those who fail to meet them.
It ends the year on a note of obligation rather than relief.

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