MENTAL
BIRTH
CONTROL

EST. 1997 — PREVENT UNWANTED THOUGHTS

Manifesto

In 1997 the mind remains the final frontier of control. We offer precise techniques to intercept, contain and neutralize intrusive cognition before it reaches term.

No pills. No devices. Pure discipline.

Techniques

01 — Cognitive Termination

Immediate mental excision of nascent ideas at the first synaptic spark. Requires daily practice.

02 — Thought Barrier

Construct an internal firewall using repetitive linguistic loops. 1997 field data shows 87% efficacy.

03 — Ideological Abstinence

Strict avoidance of all media, conversation and stimuli that may seed dangerous concepts.

Archives

Printed manuals from the original 1997 distribution are available on request. Limited run of 300 copies.

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