What to do when the one you idolized turns out to be an absolute prick
You spent months rehearsing the exact three sentences you’d say. They open their mouth and every word is a disappointment. Your brain short-circuits. This is normal. The person you fell for lived only in your head. The real one just arrived.
Keep your expression pleasant for exactly eight seconds. It buys you time and prevents the instant regret of a visible recoil.
Do not deliver the rehearsed compliment. Say something neutral: “Nice to meet you.” Then shut up. Silence is your friend.
Blame an imaginary friend who is waiting. Turn. Walk. Do not look back until you are outside the building.
Delete the folder of saved interviews. Replace the lockscreen. Tell exactly one trusted person what occurred and then stop talking about it. The story only gains power the more you repeat it.
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