CONCERT MADNESS & BACKSTAGE CREW
BLACK SABBATH • 1997
LOOK, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE A BLOODY WEB PAGE. HOW HARD CAN IT BE? I CAN BITE THE HEAD OFF A BAT ON STAGE BUT THIS <TABLE> AND <FONT> NONSENSE IS DRIVING ME MENTAL.
THE LEARNING CURVE IS STEEPER THAN THE PYRAMIDS AND TWICE AS ANCIENT. WHY WON'T THE TEXT STAY WHERE I PUT IT? WHY ARE THE BATS FLYING OFF THE SCREEN? I TRIED TO MAKE A GUESTBOOK AND ENDED UP WITH A BROKEN MESS.
IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS "JUST USE NETSCAPE COMPOSER" I'M GOING TO THROW THIS COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW OF THE TOUR BUS.
ENTRY 1: SPENT FOUR HOURS TRYING TO CENTER A HEADING. FAILED. DRANK THREE BOTTLES OF JACK.
ENTRY 2: THE ANIMATED BATS WORK BUT NOW THEY WON'T STOP. MY SCREEN LOOKS LIKE A BLOODY BAT CAVE.
ENTRY 3: TRIED TO ADD A PHOTO GALLERY. NOW EVERYTHING IS A GIANT BLACK RECTANGLE. PERFECT FOR THE MOOD.
ENTRY 4: I MISS THE DAYS WHEN ALL I HAD TO WORRY ABOUT WAS WHETHER THE CROWD WOULD RIOT. HTML IS WORSE THAN RIOTING CROWDS.